Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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