Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
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I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
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If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
I think I just shit out all my problems.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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