Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
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No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
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I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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