I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
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Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
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Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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