the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
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I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
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I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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