normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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