We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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