I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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