It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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