I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
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don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
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Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
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