oh god the rape fog is back!
i barfeds in our rink
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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