So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
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The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
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TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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