D3 body, D1 cock
You're so nebulous sometimes
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
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