the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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