operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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