Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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