I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
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