big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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