She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
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btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
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It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Go christen that room with your naked body.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
Randomize