I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
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apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
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