Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
only you would photoshop your dick
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
Randomize
