It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
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Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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