someone get that fucking seahorse.
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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