part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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