So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Randomize