I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
mondays should just be called national damage control day
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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