she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
We have so much sex to catch up on
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
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