I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
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Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
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Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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