I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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