Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
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