I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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