I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
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You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
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