Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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