yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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