She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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