it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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