He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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