areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
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