We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
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just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
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I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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