dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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