She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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