My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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