All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
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