If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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