do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Randomize
