ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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