"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
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