I showed him my bush... on skype.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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