I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
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My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
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I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
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