Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
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Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
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Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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