NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
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we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
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He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
and you fell through a lawn chair
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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