jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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