he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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