If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
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Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
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It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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