yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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