OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
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I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
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U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
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